1. "That's not crazy talk, this is crazy talk: OGGBLABULLA!"
2. "Wow, you guys are good. I'm the last one I would have suspected, but I was looking for me the entire time! It's the perfect crime!"
3. "You mean to say they've taken what we thought we think and made us think we thought our thoughts we've been thinking our thoughts we think we thought... I think?" (ini paling jakpot, anjing, muka blo'on nya itu gak nahan, salah besar.)
4. "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?"
5. "Are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me?" (sumpah, kalimat tertolol yang pernah diucapkan Patrick. hahahaha. xp)